The Wedding Funeral in the Jersey Journal
The Jersey Journal has become complicit in our goals of sodomizing society by giving the upcoming show a full spread in the recent printing.
This is merely the beginning. Plans will manifest for the Wedding Funeral in ghastly ways often not seen by the naked eye.
We Have Arrived
You have arrived at the Wedding Funeral's webpage. You've either wandered here or accepted one of our regretful invitations. Either way, how unfortunate for you. This will be where we will keep everyone updated on everything from shows to music releases to merch and the various portals we open. And so it begins...